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Jonathan S. Montalvo  

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Journal Entry: Thu Apr 17, 2008, 5:06 PM
I might as well take this opportunity to share a little more about myself.

[ ] I am shorter than 5'4.
[] I think I'm ugly sometimes.
[ ] I have many scars.
[X] I tan easily.
[ ] I wish my hair was a different color.
[ ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[ ] I have a tattoo.
[] I am self-conscious about my appearance.
[X] I have/I've had braces (intermittently between 4th and 12 Grade)
[ ] I wear glasses.
[ ] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
[] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
[ ] I have more than 2 piercing.
[ ] I have piercing in places besides my ears.
[ ] I have freckles.
[ ] I hate my dad.
[ ] I hate my mom.
[ ] I have a brother.
[ ] I have a sister.
[ ] I've sworn at my parents.
[ ] I've run away from home.
[ ] I've been kicked out of the house.
[ ] My biological parents are together.
[ ] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[] I want to have kids someday.
[ ] I've had children.
[ ] I've lost a child.
[ ] I'm in school.
[X] I have a job. (Lawn Maintenance for my father's Vacation Home business)
[X] I've fallen asleep at work/school (12th Grade English).
[X] I almost always do my homework (It's all online, anyway).
[X] I've missed a week or more of school (Appendectomy).
[ ] I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years.
[X] I failed more than 1 class last year.
[ ] I've stolen something from my job.
[ ] I've been fired.
[X] I've slipped out an "lol" in a spoken conversation (L-O-Frakkin'-L to be precise)
[ ] Disney movies still make me cry.
[ ] I've peed from laughing.
[X] I've snorted while laughing.
[X] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
[X] I've glued my hand to something.
[X] I've had my pants rip in public.
[ ] I was born with a disease/impairment.
[X] I've gotten stitches/staples (head injury and appendectomy).
[] I've broken a bone.
[ ] I've had my tonsils removed.
[ ] I've sat in a doctor's office/emergency room with a friend.
[ ] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
[ ] I had a serious surgery.
[X] I've had chicken pox.
[ ] I was born in a different country.
[ ] I've driven over 200 miles in one day.
[X] I've been on a plane.
[ ] I've been to Canada.
[ ] I've been to Mexico.
[ ] I've been to Niagara Falls.
[ ] I've been to Japan.
[ ] I've been to Europe.
[ ] I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[ ] I've been to Africa.
[] I've gotten lost in my city.
[X] I've seen a shooting star.
[X] I've wished on a shooting star (for better grades)
[ ] I've seen a meteor shower.
[] I've gone out in public in my pajamas (taking out the trash)
[ ] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
[] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
[ ] I've been to a casino.
[ ] I've been skydiving.
[ ] I've gone skinny dipping.
[] I've played spin the bottle.
[] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[ ] I've crashed a car.
[ ] I've been Skiing.
[X] I've been in a play (elementary school assemblies, mainly)
[ ] I've met someone in person from myspace.
[ ] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[ ] I've seen the Northern lights.
[] I've sat on a roof top at night.
[ ] I've played chicken.
[X] I've played a prank on someone.
[X] I've ridden in a taxi (back when I lived in Brooklyn)
[ ] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show (I've been wanting to)
[X] I've eaten sushi.
[ ] I've been snowboarding.
[X] I'm single.
[ ] I'm in a relationship.
[ ] I'm engaged.
[ ] I'm married.
[ ] I've gone on a blind date.
[ ] I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
[] I miss someone right now.
[X] I have a fear of abandonment.
[ ] I've gotten divorced.
[X] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
[] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
[] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
[] I've kept something from a past relationship.
[ ] I've had a crush on someone of the same sex.
[ ] I'm bi.
[ ] I'm gay.
[] I've had sex.
[ ] I've had phone sex.
[ ] I've cybered.
[] I've had sex in public.
[X] I've had a crush on a teacher (3rd Grade)
[ ] I am a cuddler.
[ ] I've been kissed in the rain.
[] I've hugged a stranger.
[ ] I have kissed a stranger
[X] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
[X] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
[ ] I've snuck out of my house.
[] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
[] I am keeping a secret from the world.
[X] I've cheated while playing a game.
[X] I've cheated on a test.
[ ] I've run a red light.
[X] I've been suspended from school.
[] I've witnessed a crime.
[] I've been in a fist fight.
[ ] I've been arrested.
[] I've consumed alcohol (Malta doesn't count)
[ ] I regularly drink.
[] I've passed out from drinking.
[] I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
[ ] I've smoked weed.
[ ] I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
[ ] I've eaten shrooms.
[ ] I've popped E.
[ ] I've inhaled Nitrous.
[ ] I've done hard drugs.
[ ] I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
[ ] I can't swallow pills.
[ ] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem.
[ ] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
[ ] I have been diagnosed with one or more anxiety disorder.
[] I shut others out when I'm depressed.
[ ] I take anti-depressants.
[ ] I'm anorexic or bulimic (My thyroid is overactive. I can't help it)
[] I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
[X] I've hurt myself on purpose. (Scratching, mostly)
[ ] I've woken up crying.
[] I'm afraid of dying.
[X] I hate funerals.
[] I've seen someone dying.
[] Someone close to me has attempted suicide.
[ ] Someone close to me has committed suicide.
[ ] I've planned my own suicide.
[] I've attempted suicide.
[ ] I've written a eulogy for myself.
[ ] I own over 5 rap CDs.
[X] I own an iPod or MP3 player.
[X] I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga.
[ ] I own a plushie of my fave character from anything.
[ ] I own a cosplay outfit.
[X] I know what cosplay means.
[ ] I own multiple designer purses, costing over $100 a piece.
[X] I own something from Hot Topic
[ ] I own something from Pac Sun.
[X] I collect comic books (Sonic the Hedgehog)
[ ] I own something from The Gap.
[X] I own something I got on e-bay (Sonic Triple Trouble for Game Gear).
[ ] I own something from Abercrombie.
[ ] I can sing well.
[ ] I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
[] I open up to others easily.
[X] I watch the news.
[] I don't kill bugs.
[ ] I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme.
[] I curse regularly.
[] I sing in the shower.
[ ] I am a morning person.
[ ] I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
[ ] I'm a snob about grammar.
[ ] I am a sports fanatic.
[ ] I twirl my hair.
[ ] I have "x"s in my screen name.
[] I love being neat.
[ ] I love Spam.
[] I've copied more than 30 CDs in one day.
[ ] I bake well.
[] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue.
[ ] I've worn pajamas to school.
[ ] I like Martha Stewart.
[] I know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] I am in love with love.
[X] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
[X] I laugh at my own jokes.
[X] I eat fast food weekly (Chick-Fil-A on Fridays).
[] I believe in ghosts.
[X] I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
[ ] I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
[ ] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[ ] I am really ticklish.
[X] I love white chocolate.
[X] I bite my nails. (fingers and toes)
[X] I play video games.
[] I'm good at remembering faces.
[] I'm good at remembering names.
[] I'm good at remembering dates.
[X] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
[X] I loath lables.
[X] I like action movies.
[ ] I like horror movies.
[X] I like chick flicks. (First Wives' Club especially)
[X] I know the most random facts about things people have never heard of before.
[] I can't spell.
[X] I treasure my friends. (This one's for you, RDFAF)
[X] I think of others before myself.
[X] All of those are answered honestly.

  • Mood: Hungry
  • Listening to: Ace Combat 6 Main Theme
  • Watching: The Simpsons

Devious Information

  • Current Residence: Kissimmee, Florida, United States
  • Interests: Flight Sims, Anime
  • Favourite movie: Flight of the Intruder
  • Favourite genre of music: Techno
  • Favourite poet or writer: Stephen Coonts
  • Operating System: Windows XP
  • MP3 player of choice: iPod Classic- 30GB
  • Favourite game: Ace Combat 6: Fires of Liberation
  • Favourite cartoon character: Teana Lanster (Nanoha StrikerS)
  • Personal Quote: "Brilliant!" -Doctor Who

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*Gathion:iconGathion: 22 hours 42 minutes ago
Thanks for the watch! :w00t:

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~JuulxxxMetallix:iconJuulxxxMetallix: 2 days 5 hours ago
Thanks for the watch! :)

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'ALLO! HOW'S YER TROUSERS?!?!?!?! :b0x0rz:
~Sora-chibi:iconSora-chibi: May 8, 2008, 5:55:33 AM
Thanks for the :+fav:! :)

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*HappyPenguins:iconHappyPenguins: May 6, 2008, 10:25:48 AM
thanks for the add =)

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~skull-leader-584:iconskull-leader-584: Apr 28, 2008, 9:54:20 AM
Hey thanks for the Meer Fav. Either today or tomorrow i'll be updating Amy with the correct rank details on her uniform.

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*Jbak:iconJbak: Apr 25, 2008, 5:51:20 PM
Thanks for the favorite, Cole, Virgil Cole.

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~Ailish01:iconAilish01: Apr 24, 2008, 7:35:12 PM
thanks for the :+fav: and Add =)
~BlueHedgie:iconBlueHedgie: Apr 22, 2008, 1:23:11 PM
The more, the better! Best show ever.

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Top Gear: The Manga, coming Summer 2008!
~Devil-505:iconDevil-505: Apr 22, 2008, 12:55:06 PM
It's nice to see another Top Gear fan out there.

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Every cousin with a rifle...
~BlueHedgie:iconBlueHedgie: Apr 22, 2008, 11:25:16 AM
Thanks for the watch!

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Top Gear: The Manga, coming Summer 2008!
*kojika:iconkojika: Apr 22, 2008, 8:48:17 AM
thanks for the fave ^^

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(wee! I made up a siggy! Now I want a cookie!)

I do cheap commissions!
=robotech1984:iconrobotech1984: Apr 18, 2008, 7:11:29 PM
thanks for dropping by to see my work

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=Reverbarance:iconReverbarance: Apr 17, 2008, 8:52:06 AM
Hi :wave:
Thank you so much for the watch ^-^
*watches_back*

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~Devil-505:iconDevil-505: Apr 16, 2008, 2:20:34 PM
Thanks.

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~StormfalconX:iconStormfalconX: Apr 2, 2008, 6:47:08 PM
Thanks for the :+fav:s and the watch! :D

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~DingoPatagonico:iconDingoPatagonico: Mar 25, 2008, 7:41:31 PM
=3
hi! thanks very much for the watch! :3

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Hi! =3 the orange Argentine dingo was here ^^
~ghost-of-dreams:iconghost-of-dreams: Mar 24, 2008, 6:13:54 PM
Thanks for the fav! I appreciate it so much!!!

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MOUSE: Uh, no, Siren... it's not "I am Gay," its "I am Gaea."
SIREN: Maybe she's Italian? "I-a am-a Gay-a!"
-Dallbun MCT3000
~skull-leader-584:iconskull-leader-584: Mar 20, 2008, 8:22:06 AM
Thanks for the add, good to be working with you guys

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~cracka-slim:iconcracka-slim: Mar 19, 2008, 9:59:07 AM
Hey, thanks for the fav!
~Devil-505:iconDevil-505: Mar 13, 2008, 5:05:47 AM
I've been meaning to.

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~MobiusZero:iconMobiusZero: Mar 13, 2008, 12:24:38 AM
Have you try DOGFIGHTS THE GAME??

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...alone..with no one.. :lonely:
~Devil-505:iconDevil-505: Mar 12, 2008, 8:53:31 AM
As a matter of fact, I do.

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Every cousin with a rifle...
~MobiusZero:iconMobiusZero: Mar 12, 2008, 2:41:45 AM
thanks for the fav...you like war planes?

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...alone..with no one.. :lonely:
~Devil-505:iconDevil-505: Mar 11, 2008, 6:03:26 PM
I keep looking at them, yet I forgot to fave them...

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Every cousin with a rifle...